4 Years of Namo!!

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Hi Guys, Welcome to the Blogpage.
As the title suggests, this Blog is about 4 eventful years of the Namo Government.

Yes, it has been 4 years since the Modi Wave swept across all the EVMs...err Votes, 4 years of a Chaiwala serving the nation with some Cutting, 4 years since we heard of LK Advani and 4 years since the World Started Noticing Us!!!
Presenting a Funny write up on 4 Years of Namo!!



The Modi Wave rose from the beaches of Kutch in Gujarat to eventually become a Tsunami in 2014. The Tsunami which claimed Millions of Votes of UPA, DMK, BSP, SP, SS, MNS(If they had any), AAP, Left and well all of them!!

Modi Government was called 'SUIT BOOT KI SARKAAR' by the opposition. Surprisingly, the entire Nation went crazy stitching Modi Jackets even for a Corporate Presentation!!!

Demonitisation created a huge hole and a trauma amongst the Wealthy. Breaking News....Congress is facing Cash Crunch!!

Amit Bhai became a National Name!! Well who does not love a soft spoken, shy and a Never-to-Horse trade Politician!!! Move on Mogambo...coz Amit Shah Khush Hua!!!

Move aside all you WWE fans. Madisson Square Garden hosted Namo with a much bigger attendance than Wrestlemania!!!! Now we can smell what the Rock was Cooking!!




Namo has also portrayed his inclination towards Non Violence. India does not go for War, We rather have Surgeries across LOC and East, naming them SURGICAL STRIKES!!

GST was finally introduced and Passed. Introduced by Congress since well decades earlier, passed at Midnight by Namo Government.  Both can take the credit with a 18%cut!!!

Swachata Bharat Abhiyaan was Imposed on the Nation. I mean who in India needs a Clean Country!!! We have our Dubai and Singapore and Phuket for our Insta and FB posts!!! Move on.

The GDP is growing, the economy is Boosting, the investments are coming back. लेकिन मेरा क्या!!! My promotions are not what I thought you had committed in 2014!!!



Namo also launched Bullet Train and BharatMala and few other infrastructure Dreams. Well India does not need them Sir!! We are more worried about getting a seat in the Virar Local rather than these Waste of Money Initiatives!!!

Mann ki Baat and PMO app are a nuisance..We don't wish to connect to you directly when we can always wait for our greviances to be resolved by the Babus paying them their much deserved Bribes. Stop Interfering!!!

Petrol is 85 in Mumbai while I type. Shame on you not to be able to being down Internation Crude Prices or not being able to convince the OPEC to increase the supplies!!!

Thank you though for bringing in Unity amongst the most Minority Sect of India...The Picture rather says it all!!



There can be a lot more that can be said about what has happened or rather not happened in last 4 years. I guess the 71 years previous to 2014 were the Most Glorious!!!

So whilst we all wait for 1 year for the Vote wala Selfie, hope you solve our grave issues like leakage in the bathrooms, 4G network Issue, Low Pick up of the Car, Irritating In-Laws, Anushka at the Stadium, Smog in Delhi, Salman's Marriage, and so on and so forth!!

Till we wish you Happy 5th year, Awaiting your 1st Term's Report Card.
Regards
One of your MITRON!!

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