Naughty Neighbour!!

Well...Don't get your minds boggled with those weird thoughts. This blog is about the Neighbour that we all have been living since 15/08/1947!!
Jinnah ki Den...Bharat ka pain...Pakistan!!

With the diplomatic relationship between both the Neighbours at their lowest of levels ( well they always were), penning down my views on our Naughty Neighbour.....The Islamic Republic of Pakistan!!!!

1. A country created out of 2 Nation Theory based on Religion....Well India has more of that sect than you have and we are proud of it!!
2. Your Eastern part sought our help to get divorced from you...Well Today Bangladesh is a better ranked Cricketing Nation than you!!!!
3. Democracy has never been your forte...33 years under military rule already( officially)...70 years for we all know who runs the roost!!
4. We both have Punjab and Hyderabad!!! Haha....Google these names and try and find yours!!!
5. I am not even talking about Kashmir yet!!
6. Your Biggest Ally is China....over here we don't have a warranty for them even for a day!!
7. The biggest star for you is Shahrukh!!! Irony....he is an Indian...he follows Islam...and yes he is an Indian!! Get that....ugh forget it...you won't!!
8. You have a great habit of Collectibles!! You collect our Most wanted Men...always!!
9. You do boast of a lot of Tourist Places lately!!! I guess Abottabad would be on your top priority!!!
10. Well Kashmir is still not even Mentioned!!

11. You initiated 4 wars...the only thing you won with them was 'A DEFEAT'
12.  You guys still need an Army to fight against us  ..We are convinced...Sunny Deol can and will on his own win against you!!
13. Congratulations to you though!!!! After years of struggle you did manage to take away something from us....Dear Sania...you still are our Pride!!!
14. I just hope the money Conversion from Rupee to Pakistan Rupee has been made easy by you...Otherwise Ali Zafar, Atif Aslam, humauyun Khan, Wasim Akram, Shoaib Akhtar, Fawad Khan will need help to be able to feed!!!!!
15. Adnan Sami wasn't mentioned above..Well coz he chose to be an INDIAN!!!- Smarty.
16. Well....We are not even talking about Kashmir !!
17. We do love few things about you though....like the land that we have given you....like the place that we have given you....like the honour that you have of being our neighbour...like the fact that your history is what we have created till 1947 (post that there isn't anything for you to be jovial)
18. The one thing we are jealous of you is Diwali!!! We have it once a Year....You have Bombs exploding daily!!!
19. Mukesh Bhai was thinking about buying you out....well unfortunately he thinks Anil should do It !!!!
20. Talking about Today..and since you have majority population of Punjabi Dialect....India has Modi...baaki todi Maadi!!!!

Well Kashmir is still not being Discussed...the reason....The entire blog was on what you have and what we have....we Have Kashmir....you Don't!!! P.G ho...banke raho....jab Mann karega, LELENGE!!!!!

Well not trying to be Patriotic....but I guess Our generation don't deserve to know about L.O.C... 70 years and few diplomatic errors in the past are enough for us all to bear with!! No more Martyrs...but only those Cherries and Apples of OUR OWN KASHMIR!!!

With a message to the People in charge..we Indians don't need Martyrs to ignite our Patriotic Nerve....We need to get rid of this Menace by our Naughty Neighbour in Full and in Full!!

Jai Hind!!!