Dance of Democracy

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Hey Guys!! Welcome to the Blogpage once again.
So here we are yet again!! 543 Seats, More than 4 Dozen Political Parties and an election that is spread across 1.5 Months. Welcome to that time of the yeat when the nation prepares itself to participate in the Biggest Political Drama, i.e, Elections of 2019, a look at what has changed since we last voted!!



1. CHAIWALA is now a CHOWKIDAAR.

2. Pappu is now the President of INC.

3. The Elephant has decided to ride a Cycle!!

4. Left has been...well....LEFT OUT!!

5. Advani has got a Pink Slip, Powar Saheb takes a VRS.



6. Siddhu is now a Congressman, albeit same statements, same poetry and a different Boss!!

7. Enter Priyanka!!!!!
    Nick wali Nahin.... Robert Wali!!

8. Rafaele is a Scam and Potatoes will produce Gold are the newest additions; Loan Waiver remains Constant!

9. Parrikar Sir left Goa as a Dry State...No Pun here!!

10. Rai Bareli, Amethi and Varanasi, Uttar since 72 years is Uttam...Italian Undhio in UP..well Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi!!



11. Facebook Wall has become a Warzone!!! No more cute puppy pics but Barking remains a Constant!!

12. Roadies will now be played on every News Channel; the Contestants can scream, shout and Swear, and every Anchor will remind us of Raghu!!Nostalgia

13. Arnab is now as and on Republic!

14. Mumbai votes on 29th April and suddenly Lonavala and Alibag are booked from 27th to 1st May!!

15. EVMs still EXIST; so we might as well know whom to blame post 23rd May!!



16. Kejriwal is still around with his Muffler; and Delhi is still ruled by .... well...uuhhh...well....Aam Aadmi??

17. Bollywood is excited and Biased as well;
      Whilst a Legend in Anupam kher played Dr. Singh, Vivek oberoi plays Namo!!
Now we all know who are they gunning for!!

18. Twitter now has a world record of Chowkidars; Nepal recalls its Ambassador from India in Protest!

19. Kanhaiya Lal is still a JNU Student; I too attended my 8th Alumni reunion of my University!!

20. Mahaghatbandhan is a Truth in this elections; LOL!!



And so much more!!

General Elections in India is like a Festival, a Celebration of our Nation's Diversity, Cultures, Minds, Beliefs and Unity.... often accompanied by a Circus ever so much with the Social Medias now so Prominent in our Lives!!

A small satire on this great act of Democracy; lets be a part of this Grandeur with open Minds and Tolerant  Hearts!!

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